I'm cold

Today we woke up to some pretty low degree weather. In other words...IT WAS COLD!!! Four to five inches of snow covered my car and by the time I made it up the street to leave my neighborhood, my tires had slipped at least six times on the ice. And today is not the last day of this storm. Meteorologists say to expect winter the rest of the week. It's got to be global warming, right? I was miserable this morning and I'm blaming Al Gore groupies and their climate change rhetoric.

Let's assume there is a type of climate change happening, and it's caused by us humans. Said groupies are blaming human activity for the changes. They are accusing people like me who don't do anything to prevent global warming. We can assume that the freedom fighters of climate change would never do anything to contribute to the warming. So there are two types of people on this planet: those who cause global warming, and those who don't. Since these geeks are not causing global warming, I will vehemently accuse them of causing global cooling. STOP IT ALREADY!!! I CAN'T FEEL MY FINGERS!!!