Are we, or are we not?

A question from a job application questionnaire with the federal government:

"Are you a member of any foreign or domestic organization, association, movement, group, or combination of persons which is totalitarian, fascist, communist, or subversive, or which has adopted, or shows a policy of advocating or approving the commission of acts of force or violence to deny other persons their rights under the Constitution of the United States, or which seeks to alter the form of Government of the U.S. by unconstitutional means?"

So wait, does the government support those philosophies, or don't they? I fear that soon, my U.S. citizenship, will force me to answer that question in the affirmative. And I wonder if I answered that question in the affirmative now, would my chances of getting a job with the federal government be greater? I don't know, I'm just thinking out loud.

I'm not saying that this country will soon be a communist state, or that being a communist makes it easier to get a job, but I'm not, not saying it either. What do you think Van Jones?

Feeling motivated?

Me neither.

Is it bad that I laughed?

I may need some sensitivity training.

Good news from DC!

I don't know if those words have ever been spoken before, but it's true, there is some good news from DC.  The Senate voted 83-7 in favor of cutting funding to ACORN.  Obviously good news, but something is still troubling as gateway pundit points out that there were 7 senators that felt that an organization that has been caught coaching people how to lie to the IRS and traffic child prostitution still needed government funding.  Those senators were Burris, Casey, Durbin, Gilibrand, Leahy, Saders, and Whitehouse. 

Why do I get the feeling that Lord Obama would have just voted "present"?

Here's an idea...

Watch Al Franken do this all by himself.

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Spotty Judgements

Who said this?

"We will meet these challenges, not through big government. The era of big government is over."

Is it too late to vote for the white guy?

Regardless of what you might think when the video first starts playing, it is not pornographic at all.

The daily grind

From an article in the WSJ

Punching the Clock

Here's how long it takes several star athletes to make approximately $100,000, based on the amount of money they've earned this season.

ATHLETE/SPORT	TO EARN $100,000
Alex Rodriguez, MLB	6 pitches
Ben Roethlisberger, NFL*	4 snaps
Tiger Woods, golf	11 holes
LeBron James, NBA*	21 minutes
Roger Federer, tennis	28 games
Tony Stewart, Nascar	125 laps
Norm Duke, bowling*	2,360 frames
*last full season

Thanks for the laughs

I have been considering going to bat for the other team. Not like that you perverts.
I'm thinking about voting democrat from now on because of the endless supply of entertainment that they bring to the world. I have compiled a little list for your viewing pleasure.

• When asked about the Air Force One flyover of NYC, the White House press secretary responds, "you'll have to check with the white house on that one" ummm, Gibbs, that would be you bud.
• Barney Frank making fun of the people he represents. A woman asks why he is spporting a Nazi healthcare policy. He responds by asking what planet she spends most of her time on. Not sure Barney, but we all know you've been hanging around Uranus...
• All the problems Barry has been having with his teleprompters going haywire. I just know Bush is somehow responsible for this one.
• Bribing college students with class credit if they agree to spread Obama's agenda through Organizing for America, formerly Obama for America.
• Pelosi claiming that town hall protestors are wearing swastikas. The only thing remotely close to this would be protestors that had signs with crossed out swastikas. Turns out they don't want a healthcare system that is modeled after Hitler's, whodathunk?
• The liberal boycott of whole foods simply because the CEO doesn't agree with a government run healthcare. Those hippies are going to starve to death if this one happens.
• Cash 4 Clunkers, nuff said.
• Tax cheats writing the tax code and running the treasury.
• Not reading the stimulus, cap and trade, and healthcare bills yet still voting for them.
• Voting for the cap and trade bill before the darn thing was even written.
• Senators demanding that military generals call them Senator Jane Doe, you know, cause they worked so hard for that title.
• The Pelosi/Hoyer op-ed in USA Today saying that the town hall protestors were un-american because they sought to shut down opposition. Funny, back in 2006 she was a fan of disruptors, but only if they were anti-war protestors.

I'm sure there are many more kodak moments that the democrats have provided over the years, and I would just like to thank them from the bottom of my heart. You make me LOL and ROTFLMAO, keep it up!

Accurate Assessment

Go here to find yourself an accurate account of those on the left...

Where art though Mr. Rattner?

Auto-maker that needs a bailout.

http://thereifixedit.com/2009/07/13/epic-kludge-photo-vintage-mercedes/

Unemployment comparison

I found this graph to be enjoyable to play with.
http://www.google.com/publicdata?ds=usunemployment&met=unemployment_rate&idim=state:ST060000&q=california+unemployment+rate#met=unemployment_rate&idim=state:ST060000:ST490000&tdim=true

He likes big butts, and he cannot lie

teleprompter malfunction