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Sunday, August 30, 2009

Is it too late to vote for the white guy?

Regardless of what you might think when the video first starts playing, it is not pornographic at all.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

The daily grind

From an article in the WSJ

Punching the Clock

Here's how long it takes several star athletes to make approximately $100,000, based on the amount of money they've earned this season.

ATHLETE/SPORTTO EARN $100,000
Alex Rodriguez, MLB6 pitches
Ben Roethlisberger, NFL*4 snaps
Tiger Woods, golf11 holes
LeBron James, NBA*21 minutes
Roger Federer, tennis28 games
Tony Stewart, Nascar125 laps
Norm Duke, bowling*2,360 frames
*last full season

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Thanks for the laughs

I have been considering going to bat for the other team. Not like that you perverts.
I'm thinking about voting democrat from now on because of the endless supply of entertainment that they bring to the world. I have compiled a little list for your viewing pleasure.
  • When asked about the Air Force One flyover of NYC, the White House press secretary responds, "you'll have to check with the white house on that one" ummm, Gibbs, that would be you bud.
  • Barney Frank making fun of the people he represents. A woman asks why he is spporting a Nazi healthcare policy. He responds by asking what planet she spends most of her time on. Not sure Barney, but we all know you've been hanging around Uranus...
  • All the problems Barry has been having with his teleprompters going haywire. I just know Bush is somehow responsible for this one.
  • Bribing college students with class credit if they agree to spread Obama's agenda through Organizing for America, formerly Obama for America.
  • Pelosi claiming that town hall protestors are wearing swastikas. The only thing remotely close to this would be protestors that had signs with crossed out swastikas. Turns out they don't want a healthcare system that is modeled after Hitler's, whodathunk?
  • The liberal boycott of whole foods simply because the CEO doesn't agree with a government run healthcare. Those hippies are going to starve to death if this one happens.
  • Cash 4 Clunkers, nuff said.
  • Tax cheats writing the tax code and running the treasury.
  • Not reading the stimulus, cap and trade, and healthcare bills yet still voting for them.
  • Voting for the cap and trade bill before the darn thing was even written.
  • Senators demanding that military generals call them Senator Jane Doe, you know, cause they worked so hard for that title.
  • The Pelosi/Hoyer op-ed in USA Today saying that the town hall protestors were un-american because they sought to shut down opposition. Funny, back in 2006 she was a fan of disruptors, but only if they were anti-war protestors.
I'm sure there are many more kodak moments that the democrats have provided over the years, and I would just like to thank them from the bottom of my heart. You make me LOL and ROTFLMAO, keep it up!