My Obama top ten

Rather than focusing on how much the new administration scares the crap out of me, I decided it would be better to make a list of the benefits of the Obama bin Biden presidency, please to enjoy.

The power of the chosen one is enough to heal a disabled state senator    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2mzbuRgnI4

Joe Biden is the Stimulus czar...

Fiscal responsibility meetings one week after signing a 787 Billion stimulus bill

We finally get to spread the wealth around and punish those evil swine that make more than 250K, or is that 200K.  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUvwKVvp3-o

We wont have to worry about working to put gas in our car or paying our mortgages.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg98BvqUvCc

Possible cabinet positions for patriots like Bill Ayers, Jeremiah Wright, and Tony Rezko.  At the rate the other nominees are dropping out, these guys may have to pinch hit.  

Rock  solid endorsements from Hugo Chavez and Louis Farrakahn.  

The geographic expansion of the United States from the current 50 states to 57 states, plus the 2 that he hasn’t been to, Alaska and Hawaii. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGH02DtIws

Fun words like Obamanomics.  

The return of eloquence to the white house. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI5Eo9OMSgU&feature=related